Pennywise The Clown

Pennywise The Clown
I guess you could say I got hooked on horror movies at a young age. I snuck a viewing of Friday The 13th Part 6 when I was in the 6th grade, and from there I was hooked on the adrenaline of fear in my movie-watching. I like a lot of genres, but the slasher flick is most near and dear to my heart - probably thanks to Mr. Voorhees popping my horror cherry. But I really like any horror movie that take me to a place I've never been before. And remember, they all float down here.

IT (2017) Has Big (Clown) Shoes to Fill

Bill Skarsgård Pennywise

Well, my horror-loving friends, it’s been too long! But if anything is going to bring me back from the grave, of course it’s to review IT (2017), the new adaptation of Stephen King’s IT. And don’t worry, I won’t really get into too many plot details since I know you are going …

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Kill Theory (2011) – Which Friend Would You Kill First?

Kill Theory (2009)

Take your basic slasher movie formula of characters: the rebellious bad boy douche bag, his voluptuous girlfriend, the all-American boy and his voluptuous/horny girlfriend, the wild dumbass and his forgettable girlfriend, the fat guy without a date, and the “hey, I didn’t know you were going to be here” tough …

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Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer – A Bleak Picture

Henry Portrait Of A Serial Killer

“You want some fries?” That simple line sounds completely innocent. Yet, when you place it in the aftermath of a brutal double murder of two street walkers down a dark alley in downtown Chicago, it becomes excruciatingly cold and callous. And that’s exactly the feeling writer/director John McNaughton (Wild Things, …

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