Reviews – 2016

Pregnancy. That time in a woman’s life where her body goes through various mental, emotional, and physical changes. All this torture to birth another human, who will later turn around and suck the life and sanity right out of her. Or, is that when it’s inhuman? Regularly wasted Lou (Natasha …

TheWeevilDead reviews ClownTown, Southern Ohio gets a bad rap. My Synopsis: The movie starts out like many horror films, babysitter, unnecessary boobs, and a killing. I got the feeling that Clowntown was trying to pay homage to some ultimate horror films such as, Halloween and The Exorcist through the use …

“It’s happening again” It’s been five years since Jeremy Duffin’s wife was murdered. It has also been five years since his daughter was kidnapped by that pesky Christmas Devil, Krampus. Now, it is time for Jeremy (A.J. Leslie) to emerge from seclusion and assist his former precinct in the search …

It’s been quite some time since I’ve posted a short film movie review on a Monday, a practice we used to refer to as Short Movie Monday. Well, I’m going to try and revive that starting today with Bad Acid (2016). Bad Acid is the debut short film from writer …

Sure, this is not considered horror, but they can’t all be, right? So let me start this by saying I haven’t read the comics. Neither The Husband nor myself are comic book fans (anymore), but we are decently versed on the superhero mythos. We know the difference between DC and …

Last year I reviewed a short film called Satan’s Coming For You written an directed by Dakota Bailey. You can check out my full review (as well as the full film) here: ‘Satan’s Coming For You’ With… Silent Bob? In a nutshell I didn’t really care for it as it just wasn’t quite …

There may be a few spoilers…and PLENTY of awkward feelings. I recently sat down to watch The Invitation (2016), a movie I started to watch, then fell asleep to a few weeks ago. Well, this time I stayed awake, and as a fan of “slow-burners”, I was very pleased to …

Back in Springwood today for another installment of #ShortMovieMonday! This one is a long time in the making as I’ve had it in my drafts since the film’s release in May. Bad blogger Chewie… bad blogger. Anyhow, Director Chris R. Notarile has released the fifth installment in his KRUEGER series known …

If you’ve been online at all this past weekend, chances are you’ve seen a review for Ghostbusters (2016). Maybe even one here on ScareTissue. If you HAVE been online and haven’t seen one, I can only assume you are too caught up in Disney Emoji Blitz or are too busy Pokémoning. (What …

Ghostbusters (2016) was directed by Paul Feig. It is the third feature film in the Ghostbusters franchise though it does NOT follow the continuity of nor does it reference the first two films. It is a complete reboot of the franchise. It stars Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones as four …